This is life’s greatest mystery.

That thing with coffee to-go cups where I put the mouth of the lid on the opposite side from the seam and yet, AND YET, a little bit of coffee still manages to drip down the side of the cup. Now I feel micro-aggressed against.
I am a white man, and this is a list of my struggles. Thank you.
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Mike Ottum
Declan Wilson
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Mar 31, 2016
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This is life’s greatest mystery. I have a theory it has to do with the electromagnetic field inside the cup once you align the lid in such a way. I have no proof obviously, but I’m sure studies are being done.
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